Mine Own Oxymoron 1

Meet Anemone Aurora Borealis. She has questionable problem-solving skills.

Anemone isn't Catholic, but she does have a pathological need to confess all her sins.

In all seriousness, do you HAVE to yell at a dog to void its bladder? Won't it just explode when it's full and learn that next time, it might want to try peeing on a bush instead of going kabluey?

“Go pee, Ruthie! Ruthie! Go pee!”

Don't you ever want to stand outside your neighbors' house and scream?

If you answered 'yes' to that question...

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